At a busy and popular barber shop in Pattaya a Falang sticks his head into the barber shop and asks the lone male barber, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop at the waiting customers and says, “One hour.” The man leaves but does not come back. A few days later the Falang returns and asks the lone male barber, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The Thai barber says again, “One hour,” and the Falang walks out. The Thai barber says to a friend in the shop. “Hay, Wichai, follow that Falang and see where he goes.” Wichai returns laughing hysterically and says, “He go your house.”
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